He fucks Julio Serrano and he is the most hypebeast boy ever, and all the girls come to him, because he has the biggest dick.
by Santi san san November 9, 2017

I am suffering from constipation, and I would like to clear it out with this Diego tool, which has an extra large head for those tight spots.
by eclectica January 3, 2004

A scrawny little Mexican ghetto kid who likes to joke about his abnormally large penis when in reality it is only 2 inches long.
"Oh ya, I had sex with diego last night"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
by Yolkydoughnut July 1, 2014

Verb-
to usurp,
to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will
to steal someone's connection
Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
to usurp,
to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will
to steal someone's connection
Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
(A) "I don't need you anymore. I'm talking to him directly"
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
by beezack April 3, 2011

by Emarian May 24, 2007

What's goin on diego
by Frankie "The Guido" May 13, 2008

by kkasrt January 20, 2008
