dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.
I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
by Ohyeseyedid September 08, 2017
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Dick Bag

The tiny piece of material that is worn across the private area in an attempt to show off the quads and abs. Compulsory uniform of the Russians and Italians. Also known as the 'bannana hammock', 'dick togs' and 'the budgie smuggler'.
I hate when my dad's pubes hang out of his Dick Bag at the beach. togs banana hammock dt budgie smuggler
by Jbabydfunkyfre$h October 18, 2014
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go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*
by BioSynical January 05, 2024
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