Jacob Devries

Jacob Devries is the cutest boy with big blue eyes. he would do anything for the people he loves most. he is so goofy and funny and sweet. everyone loves Jacob

Jacob devries is so cool and funny I love him - loryn

by some person who loves everyone May 26, 2022

Michael Ryan DeVries

A vey hard worker, likes to keep to his own, acts gay but now at all, and very cute.

Michael Ryan DeVries is very cute

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Devries

A balding man, often a math teacher, who grows his own white carrots in his garden. Wears the same sweater everyday and hates minorities. Fight Club enthusiast. Will swear at children. Signature catchphrase: “Reduce MOFO!”

“Is that Devries?”

“Yeah, he just told me “reduce MOFO” before spitting nasty white carrots in my face.”

by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024