darryl

A sweet and hilarious name for a cigarette.

DAVE: " Hey you wanna go outside and smash a few darryls?"

"Hey i wasted last night, Can I bum a darryl, i smoked all mine last night."

by discrook September 03, 2012

Darryle

The type of man to give some nice sloppy toppy, giving skull, a brojob. Learned the clarinet at school. Really knows how to Bill Clinton the clients.

Oh, also known as TSM_Hamlinz, the most sus twitch streamer, if not man of them all. He THOOMIN.

Damn b, you “darryled” that shit!

Hey Darryle! Slob on my knob, like Hamz on the yams.

by Mmmmmmmm. April 26, 2019

Darryl

The cheekiest of the cheeky bitches.

A reject form geordie shore.

A bad judge of character.

Don't trust a darryl

by swiggottyswooty January 24, 2016

Darryl

Works as a car mechanic, and has got six years until retirement.
2 packs of ciggaretes a day habit.
Has three ex-wives.
Rumored to have killed a man in 1993.

"My mechanic Darryl is all cool until you fuck around with him"

by MarcusRex August 09, 2018

Darryl

The act of fully wetting oneself by accidentally falling into a lake, river, or a pool.

Kelly: How was your hike yesterday?
John: Oh god, it was terrible. I was walking near the edge of the river, and I accidentally slipped and fell in.
Kelly: Haha! You pulled a Darryl!
John: It's not funny! I Darryled all over myself.

by Fatfrog November 09, 2010

Darryled

when your kept from accomplishing a desired task at a set time

Nick: " I went to go brush my teeth, and i got darryled again."
Erica: " I almost got darryled by Pat last week, but he knew what he was doing"
Kelly: "Man, I got darryled three times last week."
Pat: "Dammit, I just got darryled!!"

by 15 union November 21, 2008

darryle

Darryle is the worst kind of chode. He often times leaves snotballs in the pockets of his pants. He loves to make plans for his entire group of friends, then he shows up late to those plans. Basically, Darryle is the worst. Apparently, however, he's the best husband? Darryle drives a hybrid, but talks about his Bronco all the time. Darryle loves beagles.

Darryle poops a lot.

by Shame Train February 25, 2017