A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".
When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
Get the Cupertino Waffle mug.When someone is absolutely convinced that iPhones are the only smartphone option, iPads are the only tablet in the market, and Macs or Macbooks are the only laptop worth considering, they have drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid (also known as the "Apple juice".
Derrick is seriously obsessed with his Apple products. He considers Android users as sub-human. The boy has really drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid.
by ViperGeek February 26, 2024
Get the Cupertino Kool-Aid mug.The cupertino constant refers to how the weather in cupertino CA is always 67 and sunny. 'Cupertino constant' can refer to the numerical value of something being 67, or somthing consistantly being good.
Hey Luca how are you doing today?
You known, cupertino constant!
I did so bad on that last test, I literally got the cupertino constant.
You known, cupertino constant!
I did so bad on that last test, I literally got the cupertino constant.
by Hammiches March 27, 2026
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