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creepiness ratio

The ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.

The ratio is (Age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (Age-7)*2 for maximum age.

The creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.
At age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.

At age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.
by the_anonymous_coward January 26, 2010
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Crestline

A small town in Ohio. Occupied by a few African Americans and mostly white people who think they are.
1.Economically funded by junkyard revenue.
2.Highlighted by its closeness to Mansfield (A real big city...)
3.Centered around McDonald's, a church, and a gas station.
Guy#1:"Hey i gotta run to Crestline and get a tranny for my mustang."
Guy#2:"Dude where which yard are you goin too?"
by T'Rod March 14, 2009
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Creatine

Supplement made up of 2 amino acids.
Not dangerous,totally safe.
Not illegal,totally legal.
I took creatine.
by dopemasterassb*tch January 4, 2004
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creatine

Creatine is naturally occurring in, for example, humans. Around 2 grams of creatine are consumed daily. Supplementation typically adds an extra 5 grams daily. Creatine, as with other supplements, must be taken with a great deal of water to prevent damage due to strain on the kidneys and liver. Creatine is not a steroid hormone, however, and can not give you b00bs.
I took creatine and now I'm a monster. UCF, shwing, creatine.
by J.Mo April 19, 2006
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creepiness limit

The lower age limit for one's girl- or boyfriend, below which the relationship becomes creepy. Found by the following formula:

creepiness limit = 0.5x(your age) + 6

Breaks down when you're below age 13 or over 65, approximately.
Eg. the creepiness limit for a 30-year-old would be 21, but the creepiness limit for an 18-year-old would be 15.
by Dr McSanta November 28, 2007
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creatine

Creatine is a popular workout supplement used to enhance athletic performance, particularly in weightlifting. Creatine is most popular in "monohydrate" form and can be taken in capsules or in a powdered drink mix. Usually, taking creatine on a regular cycle will cause a 5-10 pound gain in muscle mass and a slight but noticeable increase in your lifting performance. Creatine is popular because users will most likely see results when combined with a serious lifting regiment, without the wacky side effects of steroids and testaserone raising products.

There are some reported (but not proven) side effects of creatine, including bacne, bloating, anger and increased urination (due to the amount of water you are required to drink while using creatine). Creatine will also not automatically get you jacked without hard work and will not automatically allow you to lift more weight. Rather, creatine will help you get that little extra edge you need to go the extra mile and give you that extra one or two reps that make all the difference. Using creatine is not "cheating", and to maintain your size you will have to work as hard as anyone else. The effect doesn't last forever and is never as strong as your first cycle.

Usually those who speak against creatine usage are simply envious of the improvements made by users or cannot afford it. I know from experience that many pathetic individuals who discourage creatine usage actually take it themselves and simply don't want anyone to get as big as them. Sad, yes, but true. Creatine is safe and legit, used by many pro athletes and olympic medalists.

And yeah, a lot of people who combine creatine with hard work on a regular basis WILL suddenly become chick magnets and acquire previously unreachable amounts of punani.
Once I started taking creatine, the weights I became capable of lifting embarrassed a lot of chumps wearing beaters and short-shorts at the gym.
by end your life August 28, 2006
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creepiness

What was originally intended to describe those individuals, almost always a male, whose irregular behaviour somehow exudes a degree of uncertainty or threat towards others has now, amoung its other featherbrained and fatuous uses, come to merely define men who's simply unattractive to the eyes of the critique overlaying the terminology.

Race is typically a favorite component in some way of said-visual appearance.
I went to a bar in the Castro Neighborhood friday night, and guess what? The entire place was full of f'ugly asians. The entire place drenched of CREEPINESS: some of them tried to hit on me!

It's why I didn't stay for more than 5 minutes.

Of course, my night got better. I then went visit the bar a few blocks down, and THAT club was full of blonde-haired, blue-eyed studs!! =D
I wish more of THEM that night would hit on me, though. =/
by ACzzz from California May 10, 2013
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