I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.

Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"

by SwedeRoyale March 8, 2020

National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?

He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day

by A Dumb joke May 12, 2019

Car crash pickup

When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.

My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 30, 2020