Couric

Unit of measurement equal to 2.5 pounds of excrement. Must be verified by the European Fecal Standards and Measurement board located in Zurich.

Dude I just took a crap that weighed at least 4 courics.

by Lopier October 28, 2007

Couric

The standard measurement of feces. 1 lb.= 2.5 c

I swear I took a crap that had to have been atleast 7 courics!

by Bigworm1591 October 27, 2007

Couric

The unit in measuring one's or other's feces. Approximately equal to 2.2 pounds.

Blast! That fece must weigh at least 7 Courics!

by granger3 November 4, 2007

Couric

official unit of fecal weight. 2.6 lbs of crap to be exact.

Wow, that crap must be 100 courics!!!

by Foxamill October 30, 2007

Katie Couric

The unit of measurement for a piece of shit.

Dude I have to drop some major dumpage. This beast is going to be at least 8 katie courics

by teapotme January 8, 2011

Katie Couric

A short fat old midgit woman who gives the news on NBC. Actually, they fired her butt and she now works for one of the other networks. She thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is older than dinosaur shit.

Katie Couric sucks ass.

by Nancy H. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010

Katie Couric

Hot, dumb fucking bitch on television in the United States.

New Yorker: Ey, look - Katie Couric is on TV!

Floridian: Naw mane, Katie Couric is in the TV, not on it.

Californian: Nah bruh, she's not in it or on it, because she's sucking my fat cock. Surfs up!

by Daniel Rather March 4, 2009