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Chomology

(noun)
The existential and overall useless

self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.

A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.
Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?

Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.

Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.

Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.

Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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Chronology of Events

Is thus:
Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

And thus is the chronology of events!

Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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