Chocolate Thunder

One of the finest poetic minds of the 20th and 21st century.

"The Chocolate-Thunder-Flying, Glass-Flying, Robinzine-Crying, Babies-Crying, Glass-Still-Flying, Cats-Crying, Rump-Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Thank You-Wham-Bam-I-Am-Jam"
-Chocolate Thunder

by TheCheese June 11, 2007

Chocolate Thunder

When you have to shit but when you do shit you fart at the same time

I just heard my brother come out of the bathroom and it sounded like chocolate thunder

by Supreme_Minecraft_God April 23, 2019

Chocolate Thunder

A particularly vicious, watery poo, typically discernable by large amounts of splatter and a strong feeling of shame after you wipe your ass

That guy just jumped into a fucking woodchipper! Now he looks just like the chocolate thunder I unleashed last night!

by Reggiedownthestreet August 10, 2021

Chocolate Thunder

Being Sexually Attracted To African Americans

I Have A Bad Case Of Chocolate Thunder

by urban mf September 18, 2015

Chocolate Thunder

Chocolate Thunder is a phrase used for shit. It can be used in any tense, such as:

"Dude i totally just chocolate thundered"
"I will chocolate thunder on ur face!"
"That is sum stanky ass chocolate thunder"

by Dave Saaaaaawyer January 09, 2004

Chocolate Thunder

It is weed and milk cooked up with some chocolate sauce added for a sweeter flavor and it is 4 times stronger than smoking and lasts around 6 hours.

Me and my daughter cooked up some Chocolate Thunder, And it flipped our wigs it was so strong.

by Xombygod lord of the dead December 21, 2008

White Chocolate Thunder

When a typical summer storm goes abnormally astray and pours chocolate when it thunders.

Willy Wonka and the White Chocolate Factory (Racist Bitch)
Dayum girl, I've never seen a girl dance like you. You're like White Chocolate Thunder

by Websterxxxx March 04, 2009