investigating his/her crime scene

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008

Intent Crime

Not what I was doing.

Hym "But it IS what YOU are doing and the fact that it's retaliatory is proof of intent. It's an intent crime. Hey, if Nietzsche thought the religion was a tool for the weak to rule over the strong... Why would Jordan Peterson's interpretation of the 'Death of God' be correct? Why would Nietzsche want people to return to God if 'God' is 'the weak ruling over the strong?' So no. You're doing the same thing to me that you're doing and DID (while he was alive) to Nietzsche."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

Every crime, without exception, is an exact, color photograph of the individual's behavior.

A tautological but pointed statement emphasizing that a criminal charge is a legalistic representation of an act, not an objective moral judgment. The "photograph" is framed by the state's lens: the same act (possession of a substance) may be a crime in one jurisdiction and legal in another. It highlights the artificial, constructed line between "criminal" and "non-criminal" behavior.

"Every crime, without exception, is an exact, color photograph of the individual's behavior." Example: A person is arrested for "vagrancy." The "color photograph" is their behavior: sleeping on a park bench. The charge is the state's caption. The statement forces us to separate the act (sleeping) from the socially imposed label ("crime"), revealing how law defines deviance.

by Nammugal February 5, 2026