care package

Said when someone has sealed the deal.

"He delivered the care package to her."

by Alias707 November 21, 2016

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018