buttsack

A word with no true definition as a noun, but is generally used as a word to throw people off when a question is asked that the person doesn't want to answer and/or might be dangerous to answer.

Woman- "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "What?"
Man- "Buttsack."
Woman- "...What were we talking about, again?"

OR

Girlfriend- "Do you love me?"
Boyfriend- "Buttsack."
Bystander- "...Did he just say 'buttsack'?!"

by 42Geek July 31, 2010

buttmasked

When inconvenient truths are hidden or masked out, usually in the form of engineered video glitches, some kind of signal loss, interuptions or misdirection. All usually taking place at key moments.

The video feed was BUTTMASKED but I still managed to gain most of the information.
They fact of it being BUTTMASKED just shows where the producer's allegencies lie.

by Yogi Baird July 17, 2020

Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later

Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.

by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010

Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

by MDspyro February 18, 2007

y halo thar buttsecks?

an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion

see also se><0r t3h f4c3

girl:asl?
you:y halo thar, buttsecks?

by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004

Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

by The Poonman July 3, 2009

Buttmark

The soft folds of toilet paper that you place in between your buttcheeks as you stand up to give a courtesy flush so the cold water doesn't splash your sensitive baby soft skin.

After AV was done blowing the smelly pootinkies out of his garehole, he needed to give a courtesy flush so he placed a buttmark between his cheeks and flushed. His butt didn't get wet or dirty and the bathroom was no longer smelly, everybody wins, except your mom!!

by Jordy the Jerk May 1, 2011