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burlesque

A term used in the mid-late 2000's by young urban Caucasians to refer to fat strippers, who would otherwise go without work if not for their novelty.
Brad: Hey John, you want to go to my girlfriend's friend's burlesque show after the concert?

John: Man... I think I'll just go get shit faced at a real tit bar. Thanks but no thanks....
by ungawha June 12, 2011
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Burlesque

Noun: A variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease.

Adjective: Used to describe an old person to that old person after you have accidentally called them old in front of them and have no other way to cover up your mistake.
Definition 1:
Addy: Wow, that was one awesome burlesque show we went to!
Patrick: Yeah. It was so funny and those dancers were top notch!

Definition 2:
Patrick: Wow, I love the janitor.
Addy: Me too. She's such a sweet old lady.
Patrick: I know. She totally is.
Sweet Old Lady: Excuse me?! Sweet OLD lady?!
Patrick: *nervous* Uhm no!
Addy: *also nervous* Nooooo, we said sweet young... burlesque lady!
Sweet Old Lady: That's what I thought...
by AddyxNLFTG March 15, 2010
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Look at all those strippers lined up to get their burlesque dancer licence.
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Lola Burley

A girl who obsesses over peaky blinders and writes wattpad storys, also if she were famous would in no doubt get cancelled.
“Lola burley is my favourite wattpad author
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