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Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German
Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!
by Michael December 7, 2021
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The Wulfecks of the Black Forest

This is a account from the book of the Wulfecks where they have stored their family hostory, the story is labeled The Blood Debt and is from 1813.

Deep in the Black Forest, the Wulfecks gathered under the iron chandelier, each sibling radiating venom. The Drakwyn clan demanded blood—a Wulfeck life to repay an ancient betrayal.

“Let’s give them Orin,” Thessira sneered, her dagger gouging the oak table. “He crawled back here like the worm he is. Let him squirm for them instead.”

“Charming,” Orin drawled, flipping a tarnished coin. “If wit could kill, you’d still be harmless.”

Valken slammed his fist into the table. “Enough! This isn’t about grudges. It’s survival.”

Calessa swirled her wine, a smirk curling her lips. “Weakest link, then. Any objections?”

“Besides you?” Orin quipped. Thessira’s dagger flew, embedding inches from his hand. He laughed darkly. “Relax, dear sister. I have a solution—a spell to make a doppelgänger. The Drakwyns get their life, and we stay whole.”

What’s the catch?” Calessa’s voice dripped with disdain.

“It needs a willing sacrifice,” Orin hissed. “One life for all. Fair trade.”

Silence. Firelight flickered over their murderous glares. Valken’s knuckles whitened. “We don’t sacrifice our own.”

Calessa chuckled coldly. “How noble. Let’s see how long that lasts.”

The tension thickened, their hatred palpable. The blood debt loomed, and the Wulfecks stared each other down, venom and curses dripping with every breath.
The Wulfecks of the Black Forest killed a man
by Wulfeck Son November 26, 2024
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Pulling Back The Foreskin Of Technology

Doing work or research that is so cutting edge, so far beyond "outside-the-box", that it makes you uncomfortable and excited in equal measure that you just cannot wait to show it off to your friends/peers. Also abbreviated to P.B.T.F.O.T.
Martin Bundle to Christian Horner...

Damn, it looks like Red Bull have made another championship winning F1 car again this year!

Christian Horner to the BBC and the worlds media...

Yeah, Adrian Newey has been busy all winter Pulling Back The Foreskin Of Technology on that one hasn't he!
by Jiro2010 October 22, 2011
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pull back the foreskin goal

A goal scored on FIFA from behind the halfway line whilst pulling back the left analog stick to increase height and altitude
Player 1: I'm going to have a shot from behind the halfway line.
Player 2: It's never gonna go in.
Player 1: I'll just pull back on the left analog stick to make it go higher.
*shot goes in*
Player 2: Oh mate, you've just scored a pull back the foreskin goal!
by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017
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