betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.

i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.

betty crocker that bitch by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011

Betty Crocker cock blocker 

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

Betty Crocker cock blocker by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Bake like Betty Crocker 

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

Bake like Betty Crocker by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

reverse betty crocker 

when two fingers are placed in the ass and one in the vagina....the reverse is the shocker

i fingered a girl using the reverse betty crocker

reverse betty crocker by brettravo April 26, 2006

The Betty Crocker 

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.

Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?

The Betty Crocker by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021

THE BETTY CROCKER 

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

THE BETTY CROCKER by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

Betty Cocker 

The act of receiving head while eating a piece of cake

Sorry, Mary. We only serve cake and cock here, and I'm eating the last piece of cake. Give me a Betty Cocker, bitch.

Betty Cocker by Jabakov58 November 25, 2011