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Lyrics to "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
by Pink Power Ranger September 5, 2008
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