Baghdad Shuffle

A true shit show that involves dipping your wiener into the nether regions of a colostomy hole. The name can be broken down to incorporate a few sub levels of innuendo; the prefix "bag" references the poo bag that must be removed for the activity. Also the "shuffle" relates to the shuffling motion of removing the poo bag and shuffling your soon to be chocolaty dink in and out of the hole as well as a kind of dance. And finally, the place "Baghdad" maintains relevance insofar as that dropping turds in public places is generally accepted there and is considered by many to be the shittiest place on earth.

Baghdad Shuffle: My fuck, are we in Calcutta? Stop Baghdad Shuffling, you're getting shit everywhere.

by canuckjob February 14, 2009

bagota

bagota is just another name for dumbass or retard. it comes from the capital of colombia, south america (bogota). someone accidentally pronounced "bogota" wrong by saying "bagota." the name just stuck after that.

You fuckin bagota!

by Mike A. May 19, 2004

bagdad

A small copper mining town in Arizona, that is in the middle of no where

I was born in Bagdad
Liar! Thats in Iraq!
It's in Arizona,Bagdad, not Baghdad

by Kzonfreak March 11, 2005

Baghdad 8

adj. - Used in the green zone, in Baghdad, Iraq to describe a girl who you probably wouldn't think twice about in the states. Also can used as a derragatory term.

Background: In the green zone there's a 20 to 1 male/female ratio. Therefore girls are graded on a slightly different scale.

bizzle1: `dude, don't talk to her, she's a Baghdad 8'

by grepcat September 12, 2004

Baghdad battery

A term used by G.I.s, specifically those operating in Iraq, for standard issue batteries designated for use in their night vision goggles. The batteries are often removed from their night vision goggles, which are of no use during daytime or in non-combat settings, and used to power other battery operated devices, standard issue or not.

"Roger, if you don't stop playing gameboy, you're gonna kill your Baghdad battery. Then you'll be in some serious trouble come nightfall."

by Johnathan McCann October 25, 2009

Bagondaid

When the person or thing hurts them self you can use the Bagondaid to help. Bandaged up the wound and more.

I had to use the bagondaid to patch me up.

by Passweird September 12, 2018

Bagfodat

Slang term for a Middle Easterner.

Derived from the question so commonly asked by Middle Eastern convenience store owners at the end of a sale... Would you like a 'bag-fo-dat?'

1) Dude... Those bagfodats opened another gas station near the mall.

2) I rode in a bagfodat's cab this morning and I can STILL smell the curry on my clothes!

3) I went to buy a slushie from a bagfodat today but they didn't have any straws!

by melosborne August 9, 2006