assed-over

Being completely screwed off from situations that are beyond your control and left feeling like you have been flipped around upside down with your ass in the air to be fucked without any lube.

All in a matter of a day, she was left behind at the bus stop, mistaken for a wanted fugitive, pissed on by a goat, and just all around assed-over.

by HeatherDHurricane June 12, 2021

Ass over tit

To fall in a very dramatic way

“At Brazil, i was climbing up this steep big ass hill. and then, I tip over some pebbles and went ass over tit, I hit my face soo bad”

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024