run ashore rigs

Clothes for coming home... Used by Navy Boys

My bag weighs a tonne... it got 2 weeks worth of run ashore rigs in it.

by Stables01 November 13, 2009

Dirty Ashford

Burning down an orphanage, fucking the ashes, and doing the fortnite default dance on the ashes

I’m gonna dirty do a Dirty Ashford on that orphanage over there.

by Dirty Ashford March 26, 2022

Ashford

Located on the outskirt of London is questionably the best town in the whole of the uk. Home to a legend (S.J.Chapple). The town attracts tourist from all continents and is frequently visited by screaming girls demanding autographs, photographs and dates. Full of chavs.

Let's go to Ashford to visit S.J.Chapple

by lonely-hearts May 17, 2011

Alfred ashford

A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.

Claire Redfield: Oh noes! Look at that freak.

by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah August 25, 2005

ashardae

she is a piff ting that you dont mess with but is funny asf

"is that ashardae?"
"yeah b"
"she is mineee boi"

by the trap nigga November 4, 2016

Toni Ashford

Toni Ashford has been worshiped in Burcania for hundreds of years. The Goddess of war, fire, preditory animals, and a patron of hunters. Rituals worshiping this goddess often involve the sacrifice of sheep. moldy sheep. but only if they don't belong to your neighbor.

"Ahh! the war is going well. Praise be to Toni"

"damn fire won't start!" "did you sacrifice a sheep to Toni?" "Err..no. i'll go do that now."

"May Toni guide the easgle's spirit"

"Toni sent a jaguar to the village last night. Took two sheep."

by Draconian_flame June 1, 2004

Asherdifeg

A huge explosion of fecal matter, that covers a group of at least 4 living creatures.

Did you hear about Tim? He had an Asherdifeg all over that family of ducks in the park.

by The Almighty Rememberer April 3, 2011