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Arranged Marriage

It's like being forced to choose between like moldy cheese or sick flavoured ice cream even though you want the actual good ice cream
Damn I only had two crappy options to choose between for my arranged marriage
by koogi woogi April 30, 2020
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arrange the bamboo

When a woman is so amazing,so attractive,so complete,she makes you hard, you need to "adjust" yourself before you could possibly talk to her.
She was so amazing,when she smiled at me,I needed to turn away and "arrange the bamboo" before I could approach her.
by wiseowl... January 11, 2010
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arangatang titties

Titties that are long and they look like squash.
This girl named cheri she has arangatang titties and she doesn't even know it, me and my friends mak fun of her and she laughs with us because she don't know we r talking bout her.
by Audrizzle November 7, 2007
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Arzagonia

A place of the future, but also of the past. Some call it a paradise city, some call it a living hell. It is based off of a story, and about a town called, "Arzagonia".
Arzagonia is the town across the bridge.
by MoonlightXxx May 19, 2021
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blazable arrangements

Another word for marijuana or weed. Blazable arrangements are perfect when you have to wake and bake to treat that hangover death sentence you earned from swigging handle pulls of plastic vodka and cum guzzling your favorite frat stars DNA last night. Blazable arrangements get you so high that you have no other choice but to laugh with your sorority sisters about the 0 fucks you gave when you left your underwear... and your dignity at the frathouse last night.
Me: That SAE frat star told me I was his favorite "slam piece" this weekend. Which one of you skanks have a 20-sack of blazable arrangements to sell me before I go get tested for all the STD's I have accumulated at San Diego State

Kim: I can hook a sista up. I'll even throw in another nug if you get pregnant, YOLO !
by reggaeblonde October 21, 2012
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Arranged from Nothing

A common native Hebrew complementary phrase (in Hebrew: Histadarta Me'klum) which is said to a person that had aquired an object in an unordinary and bizzar (but usually not illegal) method (such as an awsome gift, herritage, something found on the pavement, a job...).

Another possible appropriate situation could be when the person had strangely got out of troubles, again in a very bizzar way.

Other somewhat equivalent phrases:
Earned (Hervachta)
Arrranged (short for Arranged from Nothing)
Organized (or Organized from nothing... Same meaning in hebrew)
1. Upon receiving an awsome gift:
a: "Dude, my parents gave me a Porche to my 18th birthday!!"
b: "Wow! Arranged from nothing!"

2. Upon inheriting an item:
a: "Man, my grandparents died and I got the cool Villa downtown!"
b: "No Way... Arranged from nothing!"

3. Upon finding something in the street:
a: "I was walking down the street and I found a DVD player, right there in the middle of nowhere!!!"
b: "Yo, arranged from nothing!"

4. Upon getting out of trouble:
a: "The highway patrol where right on my tail and they suddenly had a flat tire so they never caught me!!"
b: "Heh... Arranged from nothing!"
by Dubi Zubi January 8, 2009
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edible arrangement

when a member of the opposite sexes genitalia looks so delicious you could eat it.
Hey Baby, I just love your edible arrangement!
by rene bootmaker December 18, 2011
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