anal bead

a term of endearment, when used in a non-derogatory way

C'mon Tommy, my lil anal bead, dinner's ready!

by D-Nasty! May 9, 2009

Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.

I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.

by Adrian October 15, 2003

Anal bead

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.

1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!

by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.

Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.

by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016

anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass, what the fuck else would it be?

I'm no tyour girlfriend so quit fucking anal beading me!

by ramses February 9, 2003

Anal Beads

The best tasting meal when I wake up in the morning.

Mmmmmm... Anal Beads for breakfast.

by Chrispy March 23, 2004

Anal beads

a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.

oh shit! were those anal beads?

by That Marine January 16, 2008