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Aquaplegic

Describing someone of African descent. People of color usually lack the ability to swim. Please Refer to non-swimmer
Damn Aquaplegic in his taxi Cut me off this morning.
by South African Motorist September 29, 2010
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aquapot

Smoking drinking water vapor out of a glass jar, in which the vapor is created through a water fogger.
Anthony was gettin high off'a that Aquapot at Lance's house!
by Robert England May 16, 2008
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Aquapoo

The greatest water in the world found at your local supermarket. This drink is not to get confused with regular water.

It was founded my Mr. Zephyrhills in 1917 and emerged in 2006. Mr. Zephyrhills went with some of his faithful explorers to Machu Pichu. They were exploring an elderly, abandoned village when they stumbled into a cave. Inside this desolate cave, the 3 explorers were surprised to find a vast and outstretching fountain. Mr. Zephyrhills claimed this for himself and named it the Fountain Of Youth. Later, he brought a factory and destroyed the village the Fountain was located under. This became a major hotspot for outstanding success among the leaders of the world. After Mr. Zephyrhills passed away, the World Leaders agreed to move the factory to a more populated area. This center is now located in California, USA. The workers brought the Fountain Of Youth to the new Headquarters in the US. They discovered when you drink the water, you feel happier, therefore this became a magical drink. Many wanted to share this great water with other people. So they distribute it in bottles shaped like pods and is known as Aquapoo aka Mystical Water. Many do not yet believe in the powers this drink holds for them. But soon, many will realize the great potential this drink holds for them.
Kevin: Yo I'm thristy, want to drink water?
Dan: No!(Whips out Aquapoo)Why not drink this instead?
Kevin: What is it? It says Aquapod.
Dan: No, it is Aquapoo, try some.
Kevin: (drinks Aquapoo and his face lights up)
Dan: Now you will have the best day ever!

(Later in the day, Kevin finds $20 on the floor, has sex with an attractive girl, and is no longer made fun of because he is fat)

Kevin: Wow! This stuff is great! You, Shelby, try some!
Shelby: Okay (drinks it)
Shelby: I don't taste a difference...
Kevin: One day you will believe in the great power it has.
Shelby: (pours water onto Kevin's head)

Kevin & Dan: Try some, Ilana!
Ilana: Okay (drinks it)
Kevin & Dan: Well?
Ilana: I think I feel it?
Kevin & Dan: Soon you will be able to taste the difference!
by Dan & Kevin August 6, 2006
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aquaphilia

"Oh, 70% of you is making me go *wild*." -an aquaphiliac.
by aquaphiliac May 25, 2009
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Alapisha

An autoimmune disease in which the body recognizes one's hair follicles as foreign and rejects the hair. There are three types; the first causes baldness, the second causes loss of hair on the face as well as the head, and the third type causes total hair loss, head to toe.
There are three types of alapisha; the first causes baldness, the second causes loss of hair on the face as well as the head, and the third type causes total hair loss, head to toe.
by Chafaila August 4, 2007
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Aguapanela

Drink native to Colombia.

Made from melting fragments of panela( sugarcane) and stirring in water...could be served hot or cold with lemon or lime

Aguapanela is the traditional drink served with many dishes in the colombian cuisine, especially in the paisa region.
Voy a tomar aguapanela con mi sancocho
by sshh2010 November 4, 2010
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Alcapoopies

The horrible alcohol induced case of the shits that happens after a long night of drinking. May include severe stomach cramping and smelly farts.
Ben; "I've been up since 5am, running to the bathroom continuously!"
Mark; "dude...you have a case of the alcapoopies"
by tigger16 September 2, 2012
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