Blow Job À La Mode

The act of performing oral sex with ice cream. While this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.

A couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a Blow Job À La Mode
Girl: Can we try Rainbow Sherbet?
Guy: That's what the gay's use.
Girl: York Peppermint Pattie?
Guy: That might burn.
Girl: Neapolitan
Guy: Maybe if two if your friends come over.
Girl: French Vanilla?
Guy: How will you know what's what afterwords?
Girl: Chocolate?
Guy: Giddy up. Put it in the microwave while I drop trow.

by kman8 February 26, 2009

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019

Apple pie a la mode

On the telephone, talking to someone. Began in the south east. It's underground, people.

Whatcha doin?

Apple pie a la mode!!

What is a telephone?

by Meegano August 19, 2004