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Yair

Yair is the blackest white man known to mankind.
Some of his remarkable personality traits are playing basketball, listening to rap music, and acting suspiciously around his homies. He's a great student, and he got a great sense of dressing.

He's certainly a fun guy to be around, especially if you withstand his cringy jokes and the fact he plays Fortnite on his Xbox on a daily basis.
"If you're white, Russian, and looking 12, you're definitely a Yair"
by theramimv November 22, 2021
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Yair Shtok

| Yah - ear - sh - tok |
| Verb | When Yair utters complete nonsense

and needs to be discouraged from proceeding.
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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Yair

The Yair, (Pronounced Yuh-Ear,) will live in huts made of the flesh of others who could not keep up in the Geography game, for they only exist to torture us with facts and random pieces of history.

The Yair, (Scientific name Yairorus Neanderthallius,) spends his days huddled up and looking at "Educational videos" while playing the same god damn video game every day.

The Yairorus Neanderthallius does not like the sun, for it heralds the arrival of a new day, for new information. Usually it can hibernate for months at a time, in which it goes into it's Hidey-hole and keeps itself updated from a distance.

Short, powerful, and rabid, Yairs are not recommended to be domesticated. Run on sight.
OH GOD! IT'S A YAIR! RUN, BEFORE HE LECTURES US ON POSTWAR ARCHITECTURE!
by Bonkius Maximus April 20, 2021
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