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Wallowing whoopies 

most likely a large female raggie walking down the sidewalk and you notice that their tits are so big they hang below the belly button. And the first word that comes into your mind is wallowing whoopies. Because it is so disgusting and that's the sound you'll be making when your pulled over in your car vommiting on the side of your road.
"look at that chicks wallowing whoopies"
"I think I'm gonna be sick (waaaaaalllloooowwwing. Whoooooooooopiessss)"
"Gross dude"
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Whoopies 

What if u have sex and u shit in the tent. I think that's called a Whoopies.
Whoopies it happened
Whoopies by Cooper man June 22, 2020

Whoopies 

In my friend’s opinion, the significantly better version of “Whoopsies”
Whoopies Daisies
Whoopies by Catgutz June 11, 2024

Five Second Whoopsie 

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.

Stank Whoolie 

This is the opposite of a DANK WHOOLIE. It is a whoolie so bad it stank like a crack heads breathe.
"Dude Bret hit such a dank whoolie the other day" "Check mine out"

"Jesus christ Trevor! That was a stank whoolie! Go back to riding your sisters tricycle you fucking squid!
Stank Whoolie by LemonChurdle July 15, 2020

siamese whoopee cushion 

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole
Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

Spokane Whoopee Cushion 

As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.