what's the time mister wolf?

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.
Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.
by Gumba Gumba June 01, 2004
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Whats your time zone?

While playing a lego game you will suddenly be messaged by the fabled jax "whats your time zone" This is a warning of the tragedy that will happen.
In the middle of a set the fabled jax messaged me "whats your time zone?" I missed my set the second after.
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What time?

"What time?" is a phrase which is used in irony in order to make someone understand that is not going to happen.
A: Are you going to come to the concert?
B: Yeah,"What time?" ,im broke af so i cant buy a ticket.
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what time is it

what time is it
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“What’s two times a parable?”
Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”
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The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg
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