wash the dog 

a lesbian golden shower

wash the dog: I was SHOCKED when I walked in on Elizabeth and Brianne washing the dog...

wash the dog by AS from Toronto September 10, 2008

Faux Wash and Dry 

The act of walking out of a bathroom at work holding a paper towel as if you actually washed your hands after doing your business there. Designed to avoid the looks and comments of people who may be in the hall at the time you are exiting.

"Dude I never really wash my hands after pissin' at home because i am clean and all but at work I have to faux wash and dry my hands to avoid the jeers of all the pretentious a-holes I work with who might see me coming out of the shitter.

Faux Wash and Dry by guitargodrob1970 February 27, 2009

Wash a dish

To stop doing something, suddenly and without thinking. The purpose of which is to distract ones self from the current happening.

Girlfriend: Hey, hunney. Why did you take so long at the office last night?
Boyfriend: I, was.......you know, talking with bob.
Girlfriend: Bob was here last night looking for you.
Boyfriend: You know what, go wash a dish!

Wash a dish by Mo J February 26, 2008

Light Wash Jeans Disorder 

A contagious disorder in which you picture the opposite sex naked when they are wearing light wash jeans.

OMG!!! Jimmy is wearing light wash jeans!! What a tiny little ding-dong he has!!! I hate my light wash jeans disorder!!!

Light Wash Jeans Disorder by Kay wizzo February 8, 2008

Wash the Dog 

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

Wash the Dog by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

Wash my dog by P.L.S January 31, 2019

Wash the dog 

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

Wash the dog by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020