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Worfcock

Verb: To fuck a women, preferably an empath, as hard as possible with your baseball bat-sized spiked self-lubricating squid penis.

Can also be used as a gerund.
He really gave her a good Worfcocking.
by Thwip Thwip November 7, 2010
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Worfh

An abbreviation of the term, "Work From Home".

Worfhing is a more user friendly and grammatically correct term that dovetails seamlessly into everyday conversation and facilitates the efficient means of advising of the act of working from home.
How boss, I'll be worfhing tomorrow. Call if you need me.
by Freeman7436 March 21, 2022
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That dog is being worfer towards me.
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Worfing

A TV Trope

When, for the purposes of character development, you pit an established "strong" character against a newer one and have them lose, in order to emphasise the threat that the new character poses. However, when this trick is overused to the point that the previously established "strong" character begins to seem weak, that character has been "Worfed".

This term derives from Lieutenant Worf, the Security Officer onboard the Enterprise in the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation. Worf is a Klingon; an alien species known for its physical power, aggression and warrior mentality. Worf is repeatedly pitted against various enemies who, despite his supposed strength and prowess, would then comfortably defeat him; thus establishing the implied level of danger the crew faces. Over time, The character of Worf became essentially a joke; you could expect him to get bodied every time a new threat turned up that week.

Eventually Worf's reputation would be redeemed in later episodes, and in the series Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; his character receiving some badly needed development over the course of several years until he reached the stage of becoming one of the most beloved and recognised characters in the franchise.
First Person:"I see that Superman is getting slapped around in this week's DC comic. So much for being the World's Strongest."
Second Person:"I know, right? The writers seem to be Worfing him every time they create some new, random villain".
by Calledwylch May 16, 2025
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worfh

Work from home — especially the kind involving pajamas, coffee within arm’s reach, and an unspoken agreement with your pet that they’re your new “coworker.”

Etymology: Coined in 2025 by Prabhakar Ranganathan as a snappy shorthand for “WFH.”

Synonyms: remote work, home office grind
Antonyms: commute, office jail
Verb: I’m worfhing today ... productivity depends on how close I am to the kettle.
Noun: Nothing beats a rainy day worfh with a blanket and endless tea.

Worfh is infinitely extensible.

pworfh - partially work from home; a blend of actual tasks and side quests like laundry, doomscrolling, and staring at the fridge.
sworfh - supposedly work from home: you log into Zoom but actually binge-watch something with subtitles so it looks like you’re concentrating.
worfhacation - a vacation disguised as work from home; may involve tropical drinks and “quick calls” from the balcony.
gworfh - guilty worfh, when you should be working harder but the couch keeps hugging you back.
cworfh - crisis worfh, working from home during kids’ school holidays, home repairs, or barking-dog apocalypse.
tworfh - team worfh, when you and your housemate/spouse both WFH and have to coordinate who gets the ‘good’ desk.
luxworph, dluxworph - luxury worfh, working from home with high-end coffee machines, ergonomic everything, and a cat that behaves.
And of course,

fukworfh (verb, exclamation) - To give up entirely on working from home for the day, often in a blaze of frustration, distraction, or utter lack of motivation.
Example: After my third Wi-Fi drop-out, I just said fukworfh and went for a nap.
The spreadsheet broke again — fukworfh, I’m done.
Usually followed by: snacks, naps, gaming, or spontaneous outings.
Warning: Frequent use may result in permaworfh termination.
by prappagom August 11, 2025
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