Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

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April 13th is international “ send your partner whimper audios. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”

The amazing , sexy sound coming from a woman's mouth, uncontrollably, while thinking of being pleasured by the perfect specimen of a man.

Man, did you hear that sensual whimpering coming from Nicole earlier? Wonder who whe was thinking about. Dayum.

by Swift Nikki May 10, 2024

When ya sneeze sounding like you just whimpered. Usually if you're either a twink or sneeze like an anime girl

"Have ya heard how Reki sneezes!?"
"PFTT yeah, he's totally a whimpering sneezer"