by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008
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/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/
noun
A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/
noun
A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.
Person 1: "I think Cathy is a real Turnkey Jerk..."
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"
by LokiTricks222 August 4, 2017
Get the Turnkey Jerk mug.When one feels so utterly alone on Thanksgiving that they decide to masturbate using their tears while consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving delicacies and watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on the Hallmark channel.
“I heard Bill’s friends and family did not visit him on Thanksgiving like they were planning to... I’m sure he was off turkeyjerking his sorrows away”.
by Lasagna4one November 22, 2018
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