"Screw your mother!" en espaniol
by swtlilprncss07 October 17, 2007

1. Puerto Rican for "Your mom's cooch".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".
1. You: Sabes que yo quiero?
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.
by Sparko March 28, 2008

by !important October 21, 2003

by Alejandro May 13, 2005

It's often used as
"You're mom, bitch"
but this is incorrect, because puta means whore, where as
"Tu madre, perra"
would be okay, because perra means bitch.
Translation?
"Your mom, whore"
"You're mom, bitch"
but this is incorrect, because puta means whore, where as
"Tu madre, perra"
would be okay, because perra means bitch.
Translation?
"Your mom, whore"
by boop March 2, 2005

It's used more often than not as
"You're mom, bitch" but it's actual meaning is
"You're mom, whore" since perra is bitch, and puta means whore.
"You're mom, bitch" but it's actual meaning is
"You're mom, whore" since perra is bitch, and puta means whore.
Meathead: "You're a fucking faggot, dude"
Annoyed person: "Tu madre, puta"
Meathead: *looks confused*
^_^
Annoyed person: "Tu madre, puta"
Meathead: *looks confused*
^_^
by boop May 13, 2005

Spanish for and you mum, but people use it as and your mum because your isnt in the bloody spanish dictionary. BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, and your mum.
Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, and your mum.
A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: y tu madre.
B: y tu madre.
by drako December 22, 2004
