totemho

A woman who only has sex with native Americans.

That totemho is off to sleep with more native Americans.

by Wood to the stock July 11, 2018

totomorrow

<noun> The day after tomorrow. Synonym for overmorrow but is better in every way.

Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*

by Wormcake October 27, 2018

Mexican totem pole

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.

One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

by Walmart Jesus September 6, 2015

totem duece

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upper decker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"Dude this sucks, there is only one bathroom and all of us ate taco bell"

"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."

"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."

"I got the top"




"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"

"Must of been a totem duece"

by Shower Fart October 23, 2008

Totem Poles

Highest perscription of Xanax.

Long white 2 mg. pill

I'm stressed...give me some Totem Poles!!

by ktodad January 4, 2008

totesome

an abreviation for "totally aweseome" usually used by lame high school girls.

OMG, that field trip was totesome.

by Michellypoo September 23, 2005

totem pole

a stacked xanax bar (z-bars) with four sections.

What are you going to do tonight? I am gonna eat some totem poles and get wasted.

by dgag October 7, 2003