toplong

When a chick's torso is proportionally too long for her legs.

"I think that girl is really cute"
"nah... she's too toplong."

by who_da_man June 30, 2008

Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.

Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out

by JHoffman November 16, 2010

Tooling out

A person that is drunk and that is incapable of handling his or her's own alcohol consumption. This may manifest itself in belligerency, throwing up, or ruining a party for others. And other wise, being a fuck up.

Wilson Makaio is "tooling out" in the bathroom. She is throwing everywhere. She couldn't handle her own alcohol consumption.

by AAAA March 18, 2012

toblong

A toblong is someone who is mediocre at public speaking but also that one brand of long life milk that no one likes.
He usually likes play games but also is weirdly good at everything he does. Also very sexy.

Friend 1 "Hey have you seen that new toblong recently?"

Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's so hot and sexy, but also average."

by Tobyone1Kenobi March 28, 2022

Tooling

To look around, or mess with.

I was tooling around on the myspace.

by Cassie14 December 8, 2005

Tolongges

(n) A person so ugly that you want to erase their existence.

A very good friend

Origin: Used by early Pilipino named Datu Jose Francisco Jefferson

Hoy tolongges, buburahin ko yang muka mo sa mapa eh!

by Mr i know it all shit June 14, 2018

Toolosexual

derived from the common insult tool. A toolosexual only likes loves or engages in sexual acts with other tools

toolosexual: (we're going down to the tool bar where we can meet other interesting toolosexauls)

by hobbit1923 January 8, 2012