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When you need to take an emergency shit and run to the bathroom but don't make it in time.
Last night Steven was caught drifting the walrus.
by Sean Liam O'Brien July 25, 2019
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A song by the Beatles. "I Am the Walrus" is on the Beatles' 1967 release Magical Mystery Tour.
Dude #1: "I love 'I am the Walrus' by the Beatles."
Dude #2: "OH RLY."
by Yourmomlolzlolz April 9, 2006
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1. A phrase you say when someone references the Russian politician, Vladimir Lenin.

2. A phrase you say when there is more than one conversation topic being discussed at once. Typically, if you are the first to realize this, you are, in fact, the walrus.

NOTE: This phrase works more sufficiently when said multiple times, sporadically throughout the conversation.
Dude: It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said. You look for the person who will benefit.. and, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus?
Dude: Uh... I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter: That fuckin' bitch!
Dude: Ya know, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus.

person 1: Well, i don't know, man. I think I'm really diggin' this here groove.
person 2: Yeah, speaking of. I like these little apple deals here
person 1: yeah, the apples are okay. the groove is pretty rad.
person 2: I think it's a petty funky groove there. And these apples man.
person 3: I am the walrus
by wyrme March 2, 2014
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Flossing the Walrus

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When a girl with a large butt is wearing a thong. The girl then bends over making her thong and butt visible to all.
Person 1 - "Kait can you pick up the KFC you dropped".
Kait - "Ok, but be forewarned I am wearing low cut jeans and a thong even though I have a large ass".
Person 2 - "Looks like Kait is flossing the Walrus again. You think she'd get the hint and wear the proper cloths for her body type".
by The Keeper of Realness October 25, 2009
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smack the walrus

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The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!
My girlfriend loves for me to smack the walrus as she is finishing her orgasm...
by Freaky Fast Freddy Fingers October 16, 2009
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Obey The Walrus

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The creepiest video you will ever see on YouTube which features a weird dancer with polio tap dancing to an unheard beat, some weird pattern, and a picture of a walrus swimming. I suggest you not watch it if you scare easily, the video is batshit crazy and frickin creepy. You will have nightmares.
Friend: Hey, I heard you saw that YouTube video Obey The Walrus. What did you think?
Me: It was so damn creepy. If you watch it you will be scared cuz you're a wimp.

Friend: Oh, okay, see you later.
by tratsa August 26, 2016
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