The dude next door

The dude you want to move out he just moved in and hes already pissing you off. I mean getting a tan when hes orange as fuck like Trump except it's not fake news while naked. Who the Fuck wants to see this. You're no Mia Khalifa.(well unless you actually are her but its unlikley) Total jackass. You're gossiping to your friends oh hes such an asshole!The dude wants to be your friend! Who is he kidding. He knows you're to swag for that. Keep watching memes by yourself in your room. You can survive this. I believe in you hoe. Stay swagga 8)

The dude next door is such a jackass.

by Elmo for president March 24, 2019

The Dude Perfect

When you fuck her, get head, and then leave.

Pound it!
Noggin!
See ya!

Bro, I hit her with the Dude Perfect yesterday. Shit was lit

by Yung Car Payment May 12, 2022

The Dude

n: Mellow, calm, neutral person that generally avoids getting caught in conflicts between cool people (Steve, Manimal Mitch) and Tyler.

I'm The Dude, man, so that's what you call me. Well that or His Dudeliness, El Duderino, Duder........

by The Dude (Adam) January 25, 2004

the dude

A resident of the land of aquarius, conqueror of the Swedish acid queen, and master of falling asleep while performing everyday activities such as eating or smoking a nickel nug.

The dude is always dudeing around.
The dude came by the other day to pick up a nickel nug.

by Dr.Dankenstein March 9, 2009

the dude

To Use "The Dude" on some one - to invoke the word "dude" when
referring to someone directly in an (often last-ditch) effort to relate
to that person on a less formal or "guy to guy" level.

Ex. 1.: "Then, I used the dude on him, but he still didn't get it?"
Ex. 2.: "I used the dude on him. I said, "hey, dude; that's weird."

by Aaron R. Wunderlich, John Raymond September 29, 2003

the dude

Nickname of conductor Gustavo Dudamel

I just saw the dude wave his afro hair.

by President Tulsi March 25, 2020

The Dude

The act of mistaking butt fucking(anal sex) for when two or more people pull their pants or shorts off and go on to rub their butt's together for pleasure.

Brent- Hey girl, do u want to butt fuck?
Girl- you mean anal?
Brent- Yeah.
Girl- okay(pulls pants down)
Brent- (pulls pants down and rubs his butt on his partners butt)
Girl What the hell are you doing!
Brent- This isnt butt fucking?
Girl- No
Brent- Dude really?
Girl- I cant believe i just got "The Dude"

by Brent Z Dode January 12, 2011