P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.

I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.

by insanemailman April 12, 2014

TT-YA'SEE

an artist from Southwest Philly who is half Senegalese who is top tier.

That sounds so TT-YA'SEE, it's really top tier

by Jotitdown112 December 7, 2024

h._t.t.p.s

He is a very cool tiktoker, he has the fattest balls in history. The size of the universe itself, not even to mention his massive wiener, but thats besides the point. He makes very funny videos and is very underrated.

Friend #1: “Hey look! H._t.t.p.s just uploaded a new video!”

Friend #2: “No way! Hurry up and turn it on!”

by Quanzale Zingletonberry May 15, 2022

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M

I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.

by Crystal_Snow December 20, 2022

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

by P A I N August 17, 2020

s.o.t.t.

The abbreviation for Sign Of The Times, a song by none other than Harry Styles Himself.

Fangirl1: it’s been one year sense S.o.t.t. Came out!
Fangirl 2: omg yesss!!

by Girl.Under.The.Mirror. May 23, 2018

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021