Up the Swani

Meaning In a hopeless situation.

The same meaning as 'up sh*t creek'.

My Phone is playing up and stops working... It's up the Swani

by Chris Swani March 11, 2009

Swank The Tank

A wanna be party boy trying to be like frank the tank from old school but is really nothing like it at all. Will usually go to a party and maybe sip a beer, then lie and say he is wasted.

A: "Dude im totally wasted right now!!"
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."

by jchig307 August 6, 2009

swank the toodle

Masturbation by men.

"Dude, stop swanking your toodle, my mom's coming!"

by RGE May 6, 2005

Swangin the W

When a man swings his dick back and forth as fast he can in a competition amongst other male friends. Other wise know as “Clankin”

Wow bro, “how u swangin the W” that fast?

by Wayne6969 November 29, 2021

Swanging in the rain

Good

Person A: how you doing?

Person B: man, I’m swanging in the rain

by Intheshadows January 8, 2021