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The Misfit Patriot Discord will go down in history as the worst recipe on Tik Tok.
by The_Real_Slim March 23, 2022
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The Flaccid Patriot

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When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.
Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.
by Isaac Mumdix November 7, 2014
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1. Conservative extremist group made up of shady folks with a cult like behavior for doxing Tik Tok users in the dark web.

2. Subject of FBI investigation
3. Danesh recipe (vintage 2022)
The Misfit Patriot Discord will go down in history as the worst recipe on Tik Tok.
by The_Real_Slim March 23, 2022
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A sexual act whereby the male recieves a blowjob while standing and the female kneeling on the floor. The male then ejaculates on the females face and quickly punches her in the nose, drawing blood. The red (blood), white (semen), and blue (bruised nose) represent the colors of the flag and give the patriot its name. It is customary, after ejaculation, for the male to stand at attention, salute, execute an about-face, and walk out of the room.
My girlfriend likes getting the patriot every Friday night.
by deep eyes January 21, 2005
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