I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

thelbert

Cool motherfucker, sexy,sweet, and can handle anything. Always ready for a good time with friends. Someone you don't want to piss off. A great friend to everyone.

I sure wish I had Thelbert here to pull my hair.

by Savagekarma77 September 19, 2023