that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

that's the way the cookie crumbles by brendan May 28, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts 

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

that's the way the pickle squirts by courtney May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

that's the way the cookie crumbles by acetone May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way

Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.

Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Liquid Racer May 31, 2004