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sword

The ultimate weapon. Takes true skill to use and best your opponent with. Excellent for close range combat for the bravest and best warriors. Far suppior to the gun which is a pussy weapon for cowards to scared to get in close to their victum. Unlike the gun the sword cannot run out of ammo and will not jam which makes it perfect for multiple attacks in a short time spread or many attacks over longer time spreads.

Takes great skill and time to make effectivly. Many samurai swords had excess of 1,000,000 folds and could slice through a body in a single swing.

Great of slashing, cutting, stabbing, and ultimatly decappitating your enemy.
The ninja waited till his enemy reloaded his gun and attacked while he had to reload.

The samurai was the ultimate warrior and could weild a sword with the grace of a god.
by The Blind Guy March 13, 2009
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Swords

n.
A game played in the bathroom or locker room in either a toliet or shower, usually consisting of two guys or more. The object of this game is to fight to the death with streams of piss while also fending off other attacks. Usually death is uncommon as well as defensive moves.
Hey Joe, let's go play swords!

While playing swords, Joe pissed all over my pants. But I got him in the face.
by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004
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sworded

Trogdor was Sworded by the knight.
by Lizard King March 17, 2003
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Swording

The use of a sword
I'm going swording later
by Dappy15 February 14, 2009
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swording

The act of touching sword tips whilst in wheat.

As seen on Good Mythical More episode #878. And youresoloud edit "touching squirrel tips - kiki's s'mores #2". Both on YouTube.
We're swording in the wheat.
we're swwording in the-in the wheet
we're soording in the weet
by wootwoot321 June 26, 2019
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sworded

Of a lady or a gay guy, having had sex
"I got sworded last night!"
by Sparki October 5, 2003
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sword

a sharp pointy, and often deadly object if in the wrong hands
Those who live by the sword,
are shot by those who don't
by confusingly confusing September 19, 2007
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