Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

Cock sucking ass bandit by Mystery March 21, 2004

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cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.

1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

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cock-sucking cowboy

in a shot glass, half-fill with Baileys (or other irish cream), then topped with a floating layer of butterscotch schnapps. intended to be downed quickly, like a shot of vodka. supposed to incite some kind of lewd repartee between you and the bartender.

also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.

(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy... and a shot glass half baileys, half butterscotch schnapps please *stupid giggle*"

(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."

cock-sucking cowboy by save_ferrets May 13, 2004

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