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Stall Hawk

The act of waiting outside of an occupied single stall bathroom door with the intention of swooping down to the toilet as soon as occupier is finished to drop anchor.
I was stall hawked by this dick yesterday while trying to take a leisurely shit.
by Thompy November 9, 2015
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Two Stall Rule

Also known as the two urinal rule. In a mens' bathroom with a row of urinals, whenever someone is using a urinal, the next man to come in and use a urinal will go at least 2 stalls down (ie, you are at stall zero, the one beside you is stall one, the next one is stall two). Whenever someone violates the two stall rule, the person who is violated feels uncomfortable, even if it is the violator's best friend.

Sinks count as stalls as well.
Man, he just violated the two stall rule by pissing next to me!
by Teh Burr0 October 27, 2004
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Separation Stall

In the men's bathroom, a urinal left empty between two men so as to prevent the increase of awkwardness
Steve - "You know what a separation stall is, right?"

Rob - "Yeah. Why?"

Steve - "Well, I was using a urinal with no one else in the bathroom when another man came in and used the stall right next to me. He totally forgot a separation stall"

Rob - "Ouch."
by pandaPOOF May 14, 2010
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stall shopping

Walking into the bathroom and looking into every single stall before determining which one is of the highest quality for your dump-taking.
Mindy: You took an awful long time in the bathroom!
Kate: Yeah, it was a mess in there. I had to do some serious stall shopping.
by nukid1 November 2, 2010
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Stall Jumping

When you have already taken a shit in a public bathroom and realize you are out of tp and have to get up with your pants around your ankles and waddle to the next stall for toilet paper.
Man I saw a dude stall jumping in the bathroom trying to get some tp, that shit was nasty.
by derek2029 March 1, 2013
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brain stall

A moment when your mind completely locks up, and needs to be manually be set back in motion. Similar to a brain fart, but a brain stall can cause a long period of inactivity unless voluntarily EASED back into a conversation or thought process.
Person 1: "Hey, what are you watching?"

Person 2:"..."

Person 1: "Hey!"

Person 2: "Uhh, errr, wait what?"

Person 1: "Are you okay?"

Person 2: "Uhh, yeah, I just had a bit of a brain stall..."
by Unknown29 October 2, 2013
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Stall-eye

The unsettling occurrence that happens when you are washing your hands in the office bathroom and notice an eye staring at you through the slit in the toilet stall door.

This startling and creepy event is often accompanied by a syndrome of guilt, fear, shame, and dread one feels after the event.

This syndrome can often be a dual reaction by both parties; the victim and the perpetrator.
Dude, oh my god I just got stall-eyed and I feel pretty creeped out. I feel like i have to take a shower...
by Hunkasaurus Chunk May 14, 2009
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