the Snorkel

The sexual act of sitting on your partners head whilst dangling your scrotum over the eyes (one testicle in each eye socket) and putting your dick in their mouth giving the appearance of your partner wearing a snorkel and mask. The one performing the snorkel must obviously be a male (or hermaphrodite) whilst the partner receiving can be any sex, race, or species depending on your preferences.

Very similar to the Arabian Goggles
"I gave my girlfriend a snorkel the other day and it was really hot until she started choking"

"I snorkelled my dog two days ago. I think I'm starting to like this bestiality shit"

"When I was young my dad gave me the snorkel while I was naked and posted it on the internet. Now I'm scared for life"
by Dyldo Baggins August 10, 2009
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When a girl is sucking your balls and your dick lays on her face. So it looks like shes using a snorkel. Works better if she looks at you in the face.
Your mom: Gurgle gurgle snorkel
Me: What? I cant understand you, you're underwater.
by Phil Anderer September 29, 2006
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Much like a blumpkin (a man receiving a blow job while sitting upon a toilet, passing feces.) A snorkel is when a man has vaginal sex with a female, while she herself is using the toilet, passing feces. The man's penis is submerged below the toilet seat level, with the rest of his body on the outside of the toilet.
Mr. Testy: Hey Timmy, why do you keep scratching your penis?

Timmy: Well Mr. Testy, last night my girlfriend and I were horny, but she had to take a poop, so to save time, I had sex with her while she was pooping. It's called a snorkel sir.

Mr. Testy: Ah, a snorkel, brilliant!
by snorkel inventor December 16, 2011
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This advanced sexual maneuver begins with two men in a bathtub filled with warm water, preferably around 85 degrees fahrenheit. One of the men dons a mask, snorkel, and swim fins, and manually stimulates the other man's penis with both hands until it ejaculates underwater. He then dips the open end of his snorkel deep below the surface, and sucks up the clouds of liquid before they have time to dissolve, swallowing them whole.
"Oh, and Carlos left a message for you. Something about going snorkeling later."
by Diver Dan April 01, 2008
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A male-on-male prank. When someone creeps up on someone sleeping and places his balls on their eye lids and lays their penis over their nose and mouth, like a Snorkel.
Guy A: Dude, dave totally gave bill a Snorkel last night.

Guy B: lmao, what a homo!
by SickPranker March 14, 2010
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The act of holding your breath while drinking liquid out of a girl's vagina.
Excuse me miss. I have terminal hiccups, and the only cure is to go snorkeling in your privates
by Plumm November 04, 2011
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Man:Yo bitch, were u hid me snorkel fam, im going ass diving
Bitch:Its on your head already you fucknob
Man:Shit yeah, whip out that ass
Bitch:*whips out that ass*
Man:*Dives in that ass*
by Cockatron9000 March 03, 2017
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