smarmy
A musical term to be sleeklike too move in a predictable pattern but in a unpredictable way.To sound sweet to the ears but be grimmyat the same time..
That bassline was so smarmy.
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Smarmy
An attitude resembling butt, covered in a butt/poop paste. Also can be used as a verb, a noun, or other things.
I was smarming the other day, it sucked
Your fart is positively smarmy
That girl totally smarmed on me.
He smarms baby turtles.
Your fart is positively smarmy
That girl totally smarmed on me.
He smarms baby turtles.
Smarmy by walter cronkite IV April 19, 2009
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Smarmy
A word slam on smegma and army. An army of smegma in reference to a shitty personality that can only be quantitifeid by the use if the term smarmy. The worst quantification of a person's personality.
That bitch is so full of herself she's verging on the smarmy side.
That lawyer is so distrustful and slithery. No other way to describe him but to call him smarmy.
That lawyer is so distrustful and slithery. No other way to describe him but to call him smarmy.
Smarmy by Give a shit February 6, 2018
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smarmy by jacob_green September 23, 2020
Smarmy Guy
Latin Name: Homo Smarmus
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Student: "Oh no! Smarmy Guy is in this class, I can already feel the bile rising up in my throat and the indigestion kicking in!"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
Smarmy Guy by S_Fiction November 12, 2010
smarmy smarmerson
To be above and beyond smarmy. The ultimate smarm maestro! Total cocky smug idiot. People who arent gracious in victory.
e.g. I see Rupert and Tristan won the golf doubles again tonight! Look at them walking aroung like smarmy smarmerson and his brother smuggy smuggerson.
smarmy smarmerson by peoples poet January 15, 2012
Smarmy Little Snarkfest
A very ornery, haughty, or arrogant person. Someone who is always sarcastic, or thinks they are the shit.
Smarmy Little Snarkfest by potatoking June 17, 2010