Showgirl Morning

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.

See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....

Showgirl Morning by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018

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homegirlsexual

A fake and non-existent word that is derived from the word homiesexual. Only lesbian thots make up words like this.

It's homegirlsexual! Not homo!

homegirlsexual by Shdjdjsjs February 18, 2019

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homegirling

When, in a queer relationship, you treat each other more like friends than romantic partners.

"We've been dating for a while but I feel like we've been homegirling each other instead of developing a real relationship."

homegirling by MNQ July 25, 2023

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Moses' homegirl

Noun : a girl or woman from one's neighborhood, hometown, or region.
broadly : a female friend

Noun: a girl or woman who is a member of one's peer group.

Unfortunately, when used in such context as "Moses' homegirl", one may find it deceptive; rather as Moses' chamo; Popolipto

Plural: Homegirls; Chamos; Popoliptos

Eeii Chaley that's Moses' homegirl, so you know what that means.

Moses' homegirl by See some homegirl September 4, 2020