September 2nd 

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.

Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.

September 2nd by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025

September 2nd 

NATIONAL FUCK DRUNK DRIVERS DAY

Gladys the great was murdered by an evil drunk man on this day, September 2nd is the day we shame drunk drivers as there is no excuse.

September 2nd by anonymous September 3, 2025

september 2nd 1979 

the day the funk died

september 2nd 1979 the day the funk died -old Gregg

september 2nd 1979 by Nick3131313 July 9, 2009