shit in the back seat

a phrase referring to a female's big and phat ass, also known as Junk in the Trunk.

damn girl, you've got a bunch o' shit in yo back seat

have you seen my new baby mamma? she got some shit in the back seat!

by The real D Sinjin III July 16, 2010

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

by Madanarx August 11, 2006

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

by Hank187 September 17, 2006

Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.

"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"

by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009

bullest shit in all the land

complete and utter absurdity.

something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.

"did you see the score on that basketball game?"
"yea it was the bullest shit in all the land!"

by lukas barnes April 9, 2008

shit in a bag

When the toilet is so backed up from your roomate taking giant brick shits that you are forced to shit in a plastic grocery bag and throw it into your roomates room

Damnit I have to shit in a bag again!

by lerxst88 April 27, 2009

shit in a hand bag

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.

"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"

by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014