Shaolin Kung Fu

Kung Fu is Chinese term for "martial art," it can also be called "Wu Shu." The holy Shaolin temple of the Buddhism was established about 1600 years ago on the mountain of Sung. It was the symbol of Buddhism power in China, and it also represented the ultimate domination of Buddhism over other religions in the next 1000 years in China. Shaolin temple was built during the feudal age when warlords divided and ruled each region of China separately. It was the time when murderers, bandits, and thieves were commonplace. In order to repel threats from outside world, the high priests of Shaolin temple research and devised many unique and powerful martial arts; monks were trained with martial arts as protector of holiness (at that time, all those that opposed buddhism principles were said to be "unholy"). Legend has that Shaolin temple devised powerful techniques such that allow people to punch through concrete wall, to regenerate and heal at faster rate, and to walk on the surface of water like dragonfly.

All these martial arts have come together as what we called "Shaolin Kung Fu." However, after centuries of warfare and disasters, much of Shaolin Kung Fu were swept away and forgotten. What we are learning now, the modern Shaolin Kung Fu, is the remnant of this ancient martial arts that once shaken the foundation of the world of martial art in the far east. Although Shaolin Kung Fu had lost it former glory long time ago, it still remains as one of the most prominent and most powerful martial arts exist in the world today. Martial arts like Karate, Judo, and Tai Kwan Do are actually variants of the techniques that originated from Shaolin Kung Fu. Suffice to say, no other martial arts in the world is as rich in techniques and as effective as the Shaolin Kung Fu.

by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

Shaolin Finger jab

An exceptionally hard kung fu blow, using only two fingers, that will cause blood to spurt out of the area hit.

Or fingering a girl with excessive force

'Huh, Shaolin Finger Jab'- The White Abbott of the Wu-Tang

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"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

Shaolin Bass Master

One who plays bass guitar with such skill and presence that their style appears as that of a martial art. Could theoretically be used in a fight. Typically unorthodox, self-taught, and heavy-handed.

Jamus: Wow, dude, you swing that bass around like a weapon!

Zach: Yeah man, gotta keep the crowd back.

Jamus: You're a goddamn Shaolin Bass Master!

by SharkBass028 November 19, 2011

chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011

shaolin battle

A battle within two opposite worlds

I challange you to a shaolin battle!

by Yrmom22 April 14, 2023

shaolin diet

The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.

by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017

Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 25, 2023